postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via breeeheerrre)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via beyoncevevo)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via breeeheerrre)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery, via trust)

richfurry:

me keeping benedong cumberhanger off my blog

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

(Source: s-gellar, via beyoncevevo)

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evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 


definition of a burn

evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

definition of a burn

(via asian)