"YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!"

— a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via crystallized-teardrops)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via humorous)

mccue90:

prokopetz:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

Possibly also because Satan figures in media typically live in dark holes in the ground, spend most of their time laughing at others’ misfortunes, and communicate primarily by means of passive-aggressive snark.

That last comment

(Source: octaviasblake, via txlover)

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via burgerkid)

andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

(Source: oralympian, via iwasrepeals)

coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

(via crumbier)

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

(via behind-these-curls)

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via trust)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via asvprock)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via iwasrepeals)